The great divide
Oh, I wish my arms
were long enough, strong enough
to bridge the distance.
Oh, I wish my arms
were long enough, strong enough
to bridge the distance.
Still pinching pennies
and stretching every dollar,
trying to survive.
What’s a second chance?
After I make one mistake,
they ask me to leave.
How is the weather?
Did you catch the game last night?
Have you seen the news?
Ladies who love beards,
we are proud to announce the
petting zoo’s open.
I wrote a woman
a poem about forgetting
my pants before work.
Judge not my haiku,
they are just the ramblings
of a tired man.
I adjust my seat,
refill my drink and popcorn,
and watch the drama.
Stern-faced CEO,
you look so strong, standing there
in tiger whities.
Sometimes there are days
when the best you can manage
is more gray than good.