Small talk
How is the weather?
Did you catch the game last night?
Have you seen the news?
How is the weather?
Did you catch the game last night?
Have you seen the news?
Ladies who love beards,
we are proud to announce the
petting zoo’s open.
I wrote a woman
a poem about forgetting
my pants before work.
Judge not my haiku,
they are just the ramblings
of a tired man.
I adjust my seat,
refill my drink and popcorn,
and watch the drama.
Stern-faced CEO,
you look so strong, standing there
in tiger whities.
Sometimes there are days
when the best you can manage
is more gray than good.
Perhaps those children
conceived on sleepless nights will
carry that karma.
Just how many scars
that were cut into my soul
are your handiwork?
I whisper, “Goodbye”,
close every door behind me,
and burn the house down.