by I wish that this dinner
was a culinary winner,
but it turned out so black
I claimed it was attacked
by some kind of sinner.
I wish that this dinner
was a culinary winner,
but it turned out so black
I claimed it was attacked
by some kind of sinner.
A (wise) man of two faces 
This made me smile. Know the feeling!
I’m glad I could bring a smile to your day 🙂