Puffed up and proud,
shit-talking as he swaggers,
but the lion’s little more than loud,
impotent in his anger.

And now the strutting stud
fixes his eyes on a filly,
but his performance was a dud
and he ends up looking silly.

Furious at his defeating,
the lion prepares to fight,
but Bambi gives his ass a beating
and knocks out his lights.

And tomorrow the predator of the town
will wake up looking like a clown.

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