Now it’s no secret Nation;
there’s much that I hold dear
including the conflagration
that’s a little thing called “Fear”.
Though there’s some liberal ne’er-do-wells
who just can’t be content
with how well fear-mongering sells
and they’re asking us to relent.
But I’ve got the inside word
on what is really going on
and I want it to be heard
before we’re too far gone.
I’ve always been a man who’s listened to his gut
and right now it says, “Steven, you better watch your butt.”